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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] dohpaz42 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As someone who has a shit ton of spider webs that I constantly walk through when I go outside, I approve. And would like to know where to get this thread.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It actually turns out to be a lot easier just to make smaller spiders.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I killed a big one and it's legions of mini me fans came crawling out in every direction.

do not recommend unless properly prepared

[–] dohpaz42 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, too many times I’ve had this happen. I don’t spook easily, but baby spiders from a crushed mama spider has me looking and acting like the un-manliest of men.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

acting like the unmanliest of men

Sir I don’t how to break it to you

You have a rare disease called be a person

[–] dohpaz42 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

While my comment uses somewhat of an antiquated (and potentially toxic) expectation of “manly” behavior, I was attempting to paint a humorous picture of what I would look like in that situation. FWIW, I was not making a condemnation of anyone for this type of behavior. If anything, I was poking fun at myself. 😊

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Oh no no that was also my poor attempt of a funny way of saying I feel like that’s what anyone would do

We know our jokes are good when we have to explain ourselves like this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

There is only one solution: chemical warfare

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The "Iv'e" bothers me more than it should.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

👑

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I will fix it for you when I have a chance

[–] send_me_your_mommy_milkers 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dont hurt spideys :(

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

He's more annoying them than hurting em...

[–] BugleFingers 1 points 1 month ago

Okay, who pranked me with the Gordian knot??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

[spider destroys scientist's house]