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ILPT: Before holding up a store or a bank, steal your enemy's phone. (self.illegallifeprotips)

submitted 7 months ago by FmbyMF to c/illegallifeprotips

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Then, after you rob the store, "accidentally" drop the phone at the scene before you make a getaway so the authorities will go on a false trail to arrest your enemy. Also make sure to wear a sock over your head so if anyone tries to grab you, all thet get is a sock.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Left or right sock furiously scribbling notes

[–] LesserAbe 5 points 7 months ago

Before holding up a store or bank, rob a different store or bank, and leave their phone at the second store or bank

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

On top of this, make sure you coordinate with some other folks to hit different places at the same time. Increases your chance of getaway.

[–] kamenlady 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bonus points if it's a cumsock

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

that's some DNA evidence right there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Steal your enemies cum sock first.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

now you're talking!

if you need to, play the long game and seduce your enemy to make that cum sock.

Edit: I feel like this sub/community was made for my username.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And bring a towel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Always know where your towel is.