You have to agree to proceed as well.
For real though, the shortest license is probably the WTFPL:
- You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
Might've used it a couple of times myself.
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You wouldn't believe the amount of legal ink that has been spilled trying to work out what the fuck the Do What The Fuck You Want To licence actually means, legally.
"You will now give me $40,000"
Agree
This is from the perspective of the company so you'd be 40k in the hole. You'd want something like "Upon agreement to the terms the licensee will receive forty thousand US dollars ($40,000) within ninety (90) from the licensor. There will be a penalty of one thousand US dollars ($1,000) for every day after that period if not paid."
Let's take a page from the code reviewers handbook:
LGTM
[] Yah [] Nah
is that Let's GeT Married ?
Ligma Gottem ™
Just in case you don’t actually know, it’s Looks Good To Me. It’s very commonly used when software devs review each other’s code.
And it's frequency of usage is proportional to the amount of code to be reviewed.
That's not funny at all
The terms are that you have to insert your license agreement text? Man.
BYOLA
Bring Your Own Liscence Agreement
NOO NOOO LINE 21 OF THE EULA "this product is defined as a service and when we use the word "purchase" were lieing and ment it can be revoked :P"
shit
Ooh, can I write my own? Okay, let's see...
I agree that the copyright, source code and associated trademarks of this software product will transfer ownership to the undersigned (the user) in perpetuity.
"By agreeing to these terms; We will send you a goth gf"