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[โ€“] recklessengagement 52 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah, I'm definetly bi... Bi myself

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰

[โ€“] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Bible is short for Bi Able.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's how you know the word is derived from Greek

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if this is a joke but bible is from the Greek word for books. So yes, it comes from Greek but has nothing to do with the prefix bi-

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes but the word for books comes from bisexuality, because reading is gay.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I don't know why this made me laugh so much. Thank you.

[โ€“] gex 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The same argument applies for polyamory

It's Adam AND Eve

not Adam XOR Eve

[โ€“] Klear 1 points 4 months ago

Adam and/or Eve

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Being gay or queer is a SIN and an AFFRONT TO GOD

Which is why Iโ€™m proud to be both ๐Ÿ’œ

[โ€“] return2ozma 30 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I saw this shirt at Pride and you'd love it...

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

PLEASE post this to !shirtsthatgohard

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if pro or anti-LGBTQ

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

SJW spotted. Getting offended from a pro-lgbt shirt checked off the bingo card.

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago

Best place to vomit!

[โ€“] Snowclone 4 points 4 months ago

If he has an eternal suffering pit, is he really any good? We'd put people in jail for shit like that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] return2ozma 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm gay but still thought the meme was funny. Happy Pride!

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If Eve came from Adam's rib, then she should've been male too since Adam reproduced asexually.

But due to a mutation, Eve received a genetic trait called the X-gene.

This is why all women are X-men.

[โ€“] Zehzin 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

God took two ribs, one replicated the X chromossome, the other the Y.

There is an extremely manly son of Adam somewhere, and they're afraid to let everyone know

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Zehzin 1 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's okay, you're already halfway there!

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Most ppl are halfway there.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That's why I'm always optimistic!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Ok but why a raccoon?

[โ€“] JoeTheSane 5 points 4 months ago

Pansexuals, represent!

[โ€“] hswolf 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

This joke is awesome in Portuguese.

Adan and Eve translates to Adรฃo e Eva

Adรฃo e Eva, doesnt sound like anything, but

Eva e Adรฃo, spoken all together sounds like "It's a big fag"

And I find that marvelous.

God did Adan and Eve, not Eve and Adan.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I was confused for a bit but then I remembered the bigger Portuguese.

In mine it'd sound more like Eh, booed. And it's an uncommon word.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

What a shitpost! Fuck whomever you want! Nobody gives a damn fuck...

Let the downvotes begin!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

This sounds kinda rapey

[โ€“] wonderfulvoltaire 0 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] Rustmilian 2 points 4 months ago

Post this on Facebook, LMAO.