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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Mine ran Midlife Crysis on ultra settings

[–] Klear 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mine is a far cry from being able to anything ultra.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~That's a good thing~~.

Edit. I failed hard recognizing your joke. I feel horrible.

[–] SkunkWorkz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

a just cause one might say.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Some might say your kingdom will come, after it's deliverance. 30 minutes or less!

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sense of security, like pockets jingling. This song's from nineteen hundred ninety two

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This song's from nineteen hundred ninety two

Right in the middle of the golden age of grunge ❤️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] danc4498 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Kind of like code injection but for the human brain.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"BREAKING NEWS 0-DAY EXPLOIT FOUND IN THINK THONKERS, UPDATE TO NEWEST VERSION!!!!!"

[–] Jessvj93 5 points 2 weeks ago

Like getting incepted by a Spotify ad during a binaural sleep longplay.

[–] 9point6 4 points 2 weeks ago

Have you ever seen those videos of arbitrary code execution on a Gameboy with TAS tools? Where it spams every button for like 10 mins?

I'm now imagining a hypnotist flicking his pendulum around like it's a yoyo

[–] terminhell 13 points 2 weeks ago

Mine already does it. Send help, I have 20+ years of playtime.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I think someone's running a cryptominer on my brain

[–] samus12345 8 points 2 weeks ago

midi guitar riff plays

[–] Why9 6 points 2 weeks ago

Can you imagine your own mind having unskippable ads?

Can you imagine buying products you don't want because you're suddenly compelled to do so and you have no idea why.

Neuralink is going to be hell, purely because the person in charge of it is Elon Musk.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The thought emporium is working on a way to have mice brain cells on a petridish type thing actually play doom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was thinking the same thing, this is just too specific to not get it mentioned.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

no way my mind has all that processing power

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

They always ask if it can run DOOM..

But can DOOM run you?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I can barely run crysis, mostly because its code is a mess.