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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Freeing one of his brethren from the enslavement by the humans

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I do believe there is more than meets the eye to this case

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just turn into a truck, Optimus. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

His alternate form could probably tow stolen vehicles quite easily.

[–] Missmuffet 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When optimus prime becomes a decepticon

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 8 months ago

He should name his kid Finger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 3 points 8 months ago

Megan must be carjacked... No matter the cost