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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago

It's a matter of National Security.

[–] tourist 13 points 3 weeks ago

Instead of the NSA it'll be a random Google contractor

The NSA just sends drones to strike the wrong house IIRC

[–] FuglyDuck 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

They feel guilty because they keep intercepting the texts you’re sending… and they’re a bit slow, because you know. They have a few hundred ~~lonely losers~~ subjects…

And so she thought you were ghosting her.

Pro tip… get a vpn and route it through Darfur. Those NSA agents are much better staffed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nah. everyone has their own personal agent assigned to them.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 8 points 3 weeks ago

Cute but realistically they're just watching us, never helping us.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Looking for glowy gf. You already know what I'm into.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Happy pride month everyone (but especially my super-sexy NSA overseer)!

[–] lawrence 3 points 3 weeks ago

Good guy NSA.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago