In reference to https://lemmy.today/post/10992798
I like spam musubi so this doesn’t look completely terrible – a little heavy handed on the ketchup and mustard maybe
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
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I agree that it's probably less of an offense against nutrition and more against tradition.
Bastard Cookbook, Antto Melasniemi and Rirkrit Tiravanija (2019)
Pad Thai with macaroni sounds legit (unless you are gluten intolerant).
Curry Pizza has lowkey been a thing for years already. In Sweden they'll also put bananas on it and it's basically a national dish.
I've also had burritos filled with tikka masala and chickpea curry instead of meat, rice and beans.
Chicken tikka masala pizza 🤤
Just this one chain has nine locations in California:
Throw in some hummus and use naan or pita instead of a tortilla and I’m in. (I make these at home because my wife’s not a big falafel fan.
You might want to look into making dosas, sounds like they'd be right up your alley.
I’m constantly offended by excessive condiments on everything. One of the worst I’ve seen is Shawarma poutine (here in Canada). Look, you can’t even see the fries!
I don't see the issue with excessive condiments, just eat however much you want and they don't suck as much when saved till later (just add more fries or whatever else). Way better than too little, which is more common.
Sigh. Thanks for giving me a new craving that’s gonna be hard to satisfy.
That reminds me of a hilarious Instagram video I saw the other day, but of course I can't find it again now.
This looks delicious
Is that a fucking Sushi dog
Yes Watson, that does indeed appear to be the case.
Raw dogging as its known.
And Belgium is like:
"Choose the cultural appropriation to spray over your fries"
Well, France stole the fries. Seems fair to me.
Needs cream cheese
Now that would make it a proper crime.
This causes me fear and arousal.
Come on, instead of rice it should have been a puffed rice marshmallow treat.
I want sushi!
We have sushi at home.
Sushi in Germany:
Hackepeterbrötchen!
I think I'd actually be down to try this, with a little bit lighter condiments.
Hey, it's a free country! Knock yourself out.
I've known this as "redneck sushi."