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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like spam musubi so this doesn’t look completely terrible – a little heavy handed on the ketchup and mustard maybe

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I agree that it's probably less of an offense against nutrition and more against tradition.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bastard Cookbook, Antto Melasniemi and Rirkrit Tiravanija (2019)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Pad Thai with macaroni sounds legit (unless you are gluten intolerant).

Curry Pizza has lowkey been a thing for years already. In Sweden they'll also put bananas on it and it's basically a national dish.

I've also had burritos filled with tikka masala and chickpea curry instead of meat, rice and beans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Chicken tikka masala pizza 🤤

Just this one chain has nine locations in California:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Throw in some hummus and use naan or pita instead of a tortilla and I’m in. (I make these at home because my wife’s not a big falafel fan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You might want to look into making dosas, sounds like they'd be right up your alley.