this post was submitted on 26 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Fuck. You can say fuck on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ♥

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

*F🦆k

FTFY.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 7 points 6 months ago

Oooooooooo. Swear jar!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

You can?

Fuck I love it here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

[–] AnUnusualRelic 2 points 6 months ago

Oooh, now you've done it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

No i'm gonna say fduck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not everyone gets their memes from fuck-friendly spaces

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Fuck those spaces then.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Welding is indeed a bit bright. It’s the only thing I’ve ever seen through my eyelids.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] lemmy_get_my_coat 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

The best part is the video shows him doing it like 3 times haha

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I know that would've been terrifying in the moment, but God that's a funny mental image

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Was the light LED or some older light source?

If it was LED it must have been insanely bright.

To be fair even my small 4000 lumens flashlight can set fire to dark paper and pockets if you accidentally turn it on in one, so maybe it doesn't need to be that bright.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Watts is what sets fires, though. It's literally the "amount of energy delivered to the surrounding area per second"

1-2 kW is pretty typical for a single cooktop/hot plate or small space heater, so at least that same amount of energy put out by of those is going to be coming from that light. Some of that energy is in the form of the light, but at least a fair amount of it is heat, and "several thousand" could be a lot more than 1-2.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I was just interested in how bright that light could be.

For example a 1 kW LED could be much brighter than a 1 kW incandescent light.

Also a halogen light will output a fuck ton more heat which might have contributed to the fire depending on how far away the person was from the light.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Iirc max efficiency of any light is around 600 lumens per watt, so a theoretically perfect light source that's 7000 watts would hit 4 or 5 million lumens. Probably more like 3 million for real, physical lights that are only 80% or so efficient.

That seems like a lot more than you need unless you're simulating the sun or something for a shot. So probably not an LED

[–] humorlessrepost 9 points 6 months ago

I can weld with my eyes shut!

That is VERY HARD to do!

But it’s bad for my hat and makes my eyebrows get red hot.

so…

welding with my eyes shut I don’t do an awful lot.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

That thing belongs at the Daft Punk Minions Disco.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All I hear is sandstorm when I see this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Learning through pain?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Good choice!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Reflects all damage, you say. Hmm…

A sledgehammer has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Don’t hit the reflecting bits

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

que tipo de maluquice e isso aqui??

[–] WordBox 1 points 6 months ago

solda feita maluquice!