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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by HootinNHollerin to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My wife used to smuggle a sandwich in her purse for me.

[–] HootinNHollerin 18 points 7 months ago

That’s wife material

[–] SkyezOpen 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Had a girl smuggle entire containers of homemade lo mein for like 5 people. She was wild.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

The fuck, are they there to watch a movie or have lunch lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well, seems apparently a good idea

[–] HootinNHollerin 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] cinabongo 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Scooby doo would lose it if he saw those pants 🐕👅

[–] HootinNHollerin 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

And shaggy! It took me a while to find those sandwiches because I thought they were looney tunes. Nope, Scooby Doo

Then I was too invested and had to throw in Saddam

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Not because I can't afford it but because I don't accept it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The trick is to have some cleaning products or something in your Tesco Metro bag, though probably really the staff don’t give a shit if you have a pack of M&Ms in your bag. You pretend to be discreet and they pretend to not notice.

[–] wreckedcarzz 7 points 7 months ago

When you refuse to pay $18 for a ticket at a shitty theater

this meme but he's at home and nude, watching the film through alternative means

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

i'm a subscriber to my cinema and i'm supposed to get concessions 25% off.

A diet lemonade still almost costs me £5

[–] jeffw 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Me walking into the stadium after emptying a whole ass keg into my pants

[–] HootinNHollerin 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] jeffw 3 points 7 months ago

Most importantly, ass beer is cheaper than $12 for a 12 oz can

[–] jaybone 3 points 7 months ago

Don’t skip keg day.

[–] JimVanDeventer 6 points 7 months ago

When your cheap flight has a carry on limit of 7kg.

[–] meleethecat 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They’re big pants people.

[–] whostosay 2 points 7 months ago

People? These are degenerates viewing this, sir.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Every day is squats day

[–] Rolando 2 points 7 months ago

I read that in Texas, you're expected to tip at the movie concessions stand. Is that really happening anywhere?