this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Especially funny while driving. "Shit, where are my keys! Oh, in the ignition, obviously. But my phone?! Oh, it's in the middle console hooked up to CarPlay. Well..."

But then you realize you left the wallet in the fridge and put the lasagna in your pocket.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not true! I stopped carrying a wallet almost 2 years ago!

[–] dgmib 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also stopped carrying a wallet….

…now I just put it in my pocket instead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I just put a big rubber band around my ID, my debit card, my laundry card and a little cash!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ravioli Ravioli, what’s in the pocket-oli

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep, the phone thing... keys and wallet, not so much. But the phone... if my wife sees what I've been doing on Lemmy... let's just say my life will most probably be very different from what it is now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the flip side you'd probably have all the time to stay on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That is true... I could probably become that niche Lemmy celebrity I always wanted to be 🤔.

[–] Creyapnilla 6 points 1 year ago
[–] bartification 5 points 1 year ago

Spaghetti is the only pasta in my pockets

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I don't know what I would do without my pocket lasagna.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Keys and wallet are always in my bag though.

[–] Viking_Hippie 1 points 1 year ago

That's what THEY want you to believe!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i usually keep 5 thing in my pockets, phone and earbuds in the right and wallet keys and a bottle of water in the left

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] son_named_bort 2 points 1 year ago

Where's the pocket sand?

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 1 year ago

On two or three occasions so far, I've begun getting genuinely anxious about not knowing where my phone is WHILE LOOKING AT MY PHONE 🤦🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You know it's an old meme because it included a wallet

[–] VanillaDrink 2 points 1 year ago

Are you Garfield?

[–] x4740N 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Who else hasn't felt their phone in their pocket only to realise you are holding it

Yes I have occasionally looked for my phone with my phones flashlight

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I've been on the phone with people and proceeded to ask them if they've seen my phone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's why I've started keeping my lasagna in my fanny pack.