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    When you tell her you use Arch and she still has her clothes on (sh.itjust.works)
    submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/linuxmemes
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    [–] dogsnest 57 points 6 months ago (1 children)

    # pacman -R panties

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

    error: you cannot perform this operation unless you are root.

    [–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

    It's within a root shell (#).

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

    I know, I just wanted to give an access denied for the lolz (especially since I see that message basically every time I run pacman, forgetting to either sudo or run in root shell >.>;; )

    [–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

    Have you looked in the Wiki?

    [–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    Wiki was unclear...

    If the female still doesn't willingly take her clothes off, you're probably dealing with another Arch user.

    [–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Well, not everyone will let you recompile their kernel, if you catch my drift.

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

    What if I aim for just the dongle drivers 🤔...

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

    Well, you can try, but I bet you'll encounter unmet dependencies, namely "host-good-looks" and "nice"

    [–] nifty 1 points 5 months ago

    I think everyone from here to Pluto caught that drift

    [–] Shady_Shiroe 23 points 6 months ago

    If they stare at you emotionlessly, they are a Gentoo user who is still compiling their response.

    [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

    You probably just used the wrong command.

    [–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

    Ah, missing sudo, thanks 😊.

    [–] Whirling_Cloudburst 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

    We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

    #1) Respect the privacy of others. #2) Think before you type. #3) With great power comes great responsibility.

    root's password:

    [–] PainInTheAES 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

    Yes, Si... System Administrator.

    [–] Ziglin 3 points 6 months ago

    Oh no, something wrong and your password just got echoed into the terminal!

    [–] hperrin 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Wouldn’t know. Never happened. 😎

    ..

    Because.. I’ve never talked to a girl.

    [–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    I once told my gf

    sudo marry me
    [–] Hobbes_Dent 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

    Yes baby, leave your Arch shirt on too.

    I use a Swedish penis pump, btw.