this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Moral Orel did it first

[–] HootinNHollerin 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Hmmm wonder how Judas voted?

[–] kromem 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Ahhhhhh"

Jesus answered, “It is the one to whom I give this piece of bread when I have dipped it in the dish.” So when he had dipped the piece of bread, he gave it to Judas son of Simon Iscariot.

  • John 13:26

(Notably, John is missing a Eucharist ritual, but has this passage trying to explain why Jesus was feeding Judas bread at dinner. The same activity of Judas partaking in dipped bread appears in Mark 14:20 too, right before its Eucharist ritual: "He said to them, 'It is one of the twelve, one who is dipping bread into the bowl with me.'")

[–] niktemadur 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Was Mark an apostle? My memory may be glitching, because I have the impression that only Matthew and John were actual original apostles. About Luke I am certain that he was from Greece and several decades later.

[–] kromem 4 points 7 months ago

No, you are correct. He's supposed to be Peter's secretary.

[–] Bz2486 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So, who'd he steal it from?

[–] ripcord 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Super unpopular opinion: he was actually kinda.funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Key word there is was.

[–] hperrin 1 points 7 months ago

The sold out stadiums would disagree with your assessment that that is an unpopular opinion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

If you make vinegar jeezits you wouldn't even need a cup for wine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I prefer corruption cookies

[–] LeroyJenkins 3 points 7 months ago

Ah, the classic communion wafers joke! Remember, they're not just a snack; they come with a lot of meaning for many people. But hey, sometimes humor helps us see things froma new perspective!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen a communion wafer with a cross or other symbol on it. Is this a common thing somewhere?

[–] CaptPretentious 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Every time I've ever seen them they all look like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

So weird. At every eucharistie I've been to in Belgium they're just white circles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago