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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] Stern 49 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Whats y'alls favorite? Big fan of the unidentifiable grey slop personally.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think it might be soup? Except they only have a single type of serving tray and simply use that for every single meal.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Gruel is technically soup.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

if you close your eyes it almost feels like you're eating runny snot

[–] chemical_cutthroat 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'll trade you my top center and bottom left unidentifiable grey slop for your top right unidentifiable grey slop.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather have gruel. Ground up hempseed is not that much different from oatmeal or grits, and you can season it to taste good. It's also a complete protein, and hemp and marijuana are the most efficient carbon capturing plants, and they store 85% in their roots, so we could be doing something about climate change, at least slowing it down by letting these weeds grow everywhere, harvesting the roots, compressing them to a density that won't float, and dumping them into the Marianas Trench. That carbon would effectively be trapped for a few hundred million years.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

Soylent grey

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The Matrix had something similar. "It's got everything the body needs." 😬

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Did it? Don't quite remember that quote. Must have been that scene right after they fish him out of the gutter and have breakfast on the Nebuchadnezzar.

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[–] RestrictedAccount 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] whotookkarl 4 points 7 months ago

The person holding the camera

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Also plastic sandals with socks. Prison really is hell

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Honestly more effort than serving actual food at that point.

[–] LANIK2000 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that just a cream chicken soup, but disgustingly plastered on a already gross plastic food tray? The soup looks mighty fine, just the serving is questionable...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I assume so, but "mighty fine" is not the words I'd use to describe what's on the plate.

[–] NoFun4You 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

$30 and it'll be delivered to your door!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Hmm, looks like pea soup with shreds of chicken in it.

I think my country does the opposite of this, the prison food is very fatty and heavy to keep the prisoners lethargic

[–] Dasus 3 points 7 months ago

What sort of colourless beans do you guys have, eww

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Excellent movie. Hugely enjoyed all three of them as a kid even though I didn't even understand half of the jokes and most of the references made. Should probably watch them again some time to find out what I missed.

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[–] TastyWheat 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] RedStrider 6 points 7 months ago

it looks like tasty recycled plastic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There were a bunch more pictures where I got this from, apparently all from the same facility. They all use the exact same tray, no matter what’s being served.

Since this got a lot of upvotes I’ll probably share the others over the next few days. They’re not all quite as awful as this one (it’s by far the worst) but they’re not exactly great either.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (23 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (5 children)

More like slop, but yes, probably. Looks like a sad version of chicken soup if you ask me.

[–] EvacuateSoul 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Chicken and dumplings is what I think, but the dumplings must be small

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My guess would be shredded chicken, which would explain those white fibers everywhere. I certainly can’t see anything remotely resembling dumplings, however.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's lacking for a noodle, but it doesn't look like bad soup. The presentation is obviously not amazing, but it looks better than my elementary school chicken and noodles did.

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[–] mojofrododojo 3 points 7 months ago

say, is that hair pudding?

mmm just like mom used to make hurk

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