this post was submitted on 17 May 2024
78 points (96.4% liked)

And Finally...

1190 readers
193 users here now

A place for odd or quirky world news stories.

Elsewhere in the Fediverse:

Rules:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/14208407

cross-posted from: https://zerobytes.monster/post/932095

Martin Neumaier, Germany’s politician, filmed himself licking public toilets of a railway station, as confirmed by the local media reports.

The Free Democratic Party (FDP) candidate for the district of Ostalb was seen putting his face inside the toilet and also licking toiletries including a brush present there, according to Times Now.

He also shared disturbing and explicit videos of himself doing sexual acts online.

In one clip, Neumaier was seen singing the Nazi-era German national anthem along with "m*********** rectally with a s** toy." Moreover, several videos of him have surfaced on social media and gone viral.

His act of licking the metal fittings of a urinal and a seated toilet received disgust by several users on social sites including German native speakers. Without describing much, Neumaier can be heard saying it was part of his "punishment” in the video.

He also made a mustache from feces while roleplaying as the former Chancellor Adolf Hitler in one more such footage. Several censored versions of the clips continue to be shared on other social sites showcasing him, despite Elon Musk-owned X taking action.

top 24 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] espentan 40 points 7 months ago (3 children)

He also made a mustache from feces while roleplaying as the former Chancellor Adolf Hitler

Haha, jeebuz.. this guy needs help.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

He who has not given themselves a Dirty Adolf may throw the first stone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

how do i even know which one is the first stone? they all look old idk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

To be fair that's quite a good bit. Adolf Shitler.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I always thought Hitler had a shitty moustache.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"m*********** rectally with a s** toy."

The what now?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Masticate rectally with a six toy - we've all done it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oh, masturbating. Jfc why even censor that, and this heavily?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Oh, masturbating. Jfc why even censor that, and this heavily?

They're a bunch of wankers?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

For the advertisers that appear next to the article

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

The true wankers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

they should've left the words in and advertised lotion, tissues, dildos, mouth wash and toilet seats 🤣

[–] Diplomjodler3 17 points 7 months ago

Sanest FDP member.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Opisek 5 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not to kink shame but, Jesus Christ..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Not gonna kink shame but I will shame sharing private kink videos online or with people you don't trust when you're a public figure. Just not smart.

[–] Cyberflunk 9 points 7 months ago
[–] SendMePhotos 4 points 7 months ago

Could this have been generated content?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

"Everyone's got to have a hobby. Some people collect stamps or continental landmasses. Me, I can identify every bone in the human body by the sound of it breaking." - Ulysses Sweet, Maniac for Hire