this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dark, pee-pee soaked heckholes please.

[–] ajoebyanyothername 2 points 1 month ago

Cheerfully withdrawn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"Understandable. Have a nice day."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'll out original just in case

October 12, 1985

Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach.

The city is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face.

The streets are extended gutters....... and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over.. all the vermin will drown.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper... "No"

[–] FMT99 2 points 1 month ago

Hired goons?