Yeah, no. Mustard doesn't work. I have tried. That goddamn ghost just invited his mates for a barbecue party. Had to play Yoko Ono for days to get them all out again!
this post was submitted on 01 May 2024
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Damn, same happening here
Please tell me you haven't tried that thing with shampoo and yogurt as well. This was beyond embarrassing and it did nothing!
Try the gas version next time. Liquid is for chumps.
What about solids?
The worst. Not spreadable.
Mustard gas on molten hot dogs.
Has anyone ever seen a ghost while eating a hot dog? Me either. Maybe he's onto something
Floating Head LeBron
Racist
Because he has a black beard and the background is black? Pretty sure the same would happen no matter the race but ok.
Oh sorry I was just being ironic, ofc there's nothing specifically racist about this
The picture looks like he's got a bald cap on
"I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily" - Charles Barkley
lebron james reportedly tries to repel ghosts with mustard
He would know
I don't watch sports. Is this really how sporters talk or is this parody?
Kyrie Irving (basketball) is known for having some takes and Aaron Rodgers (football) has also gone off the deep end, so while I think this particular instance is parody, it's not impossible someone out there is reading this and going "hmmm, makes a good point."
Neither do I, but from several other sources and experiences: yes, many do. Maybe all even, but without an axe and a bow dare I not venture into the utter darkness that is sports ‘journalism’.