this post was submitted on 01 May 2024
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Can't someone sell their holes for the simple love of the game?
Related topic: when are the rideshare and food delivery app people going to realize they could make a bunch of sex work money, too?
The second they realize how much money that shit would make, they'd lobby congress to legalize prostitution, so fucking fast.
Name ideas include:
bUber
GropeHub
WhoreDash
bUber Black
InstaThot
EDIT: if you want to go to them, rather than them coming to you... AirTnA and Vgno
That last one is a little stretched. Vrbo to Vgno. But I guess a little stretching is appropriate.
EDIT 2: Also, Hooking.com <--- Don't go to that domain. I don't know what it is.
Yeah... Because sex workers aren't exploited enough. /s
Oh, I'm well aware that this would be like pouring gasoline and AIDS blood on a port-a-potty fire.
But since we're sliding into a full dystopia anyway, I'm not going to worry if my gallows humor is 100 percent politically correct.
Yeah, should've noticed. Guess I was tired before.
No worries.
Wasn't "Boober Eats" the name of some strip club's food delivery service during the pandemic? Seemed like a decent idea as long as the dancers/delivery drivers were valued and treated fairly.
No shit? I guess I came up with that shit independently.
But yeah, I agree. It does seem like something that COULD be clawed back from the clutches of dystopian horror, if it was managed correctly. But that's sadly unlikely. :(
I would like to go into business with you. Let's invent Apple next!
Or Android. But it's more of a sex robot.
I tried to respond with ASCII art of Crow T Robot with boobs, but it turned into a nightmare
It's the dirty thought that counts.
I think they had that in Star Trek , called it Data.
Share the load
The lord of the cockrings.
All were deceived for in secret, a Bluetooth controller ring was forged, one precious, to rule them all.
And no, it does not make you invisible, stop walking around like nobody can see you!
Everyone be tryin to get dat ring.
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into that Hobbits hole