cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/9085818
You shove a knife in it, twist, and cut it out in chunks.
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2024
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Ah, the Bobbitt technique!
(Does he really expect us to believe there was a hot dog under the sofa?)
Well he should've purchased a Carber hotdog vacuum.
Perhaps a corkscrew inserted into the tip of the hotdog?
Switch the vacuum from "SUCK" to "BLOW". Or use the corkscrew. No, definitely use the corkscrew.
Broomstick.
Does anyone know how to get a broomstick out of an anus? Asking for a tiny faced friend.