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What is the current status of the no poop guy? Did he survive? How was it? Who was it?

AND WHAT WAS IT FOR???

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some say he is still not pooping to this very day.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

He really isn't giving a shit.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

This made it so big people outside of Lemmy were talking about it. I overheard some co-workers talking about it and I was like you're on Lemmy?? And they were confused.

[–] Jackolantern 29 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah! The first legendary post on lemmy. Years from now, I can say to my grandkids that I was there when the poop post came out. I was there

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Some say he is held against his will in The European Organization for Nuclear Research in Switzerland, commonly known as CERN. Apparently, his sacrifice made a a giant leap in the field of Condensed Dark Matter.

Human Right activists are fighting for his immediate release, both from the imprisonment and for his bowels.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what was it for?

The world may never know πŸ˜”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

He actually said not to ask, if I remember right.

[–] Speckle 16 points 1 year ago

The current status is that he's really active on lemmy still and will sometimes pop in on these type of posts and answer your questions.

He did do a follow up about how to take a poop when you haven't for three days lol. So he clearly had trouble getting started again but I think he's well now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not sure, but hopefully he pooped.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Let us indeed hope that it has happened.

[–] 4am 2 points 1 year ago

He did! He was very constipated and he’s fine now. There is a link with an update somewhere in these comments.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Sounds like we need an OOTL out of the Lemmy.

[–] LazaroFilm 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’m confused… can someone ELI5?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Twas one of the first Lemmy β€œmemes” if you want to call it like that.

A guy needed advise to not poop for 3 days. Never heard from him again.

It was followed by the Beans episode.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Did someone suggested him to have beans?

[–] Cinnamon3431 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

some guy posted a question about how he can survive without shitting for 3 days straight. Ge didn't want to say why he wanted to do it and never gave an update. The post has become a meme

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

He did update the post to make it clear it was some kind of hiking/camping trip.

There was also a gummy worms post.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also looks like there's an update here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly just traveling will do this sometimes. Brain is all "we can't poop here, what happened to home"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah it was a post by @mizu6079 who had some... unusual requirements that captured everyone's imagination.

Here's the original asklemmy thread - formatted for kbin, I'm not sure how to format for lemmy yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] electrogamerman 2 points 1 year ago

Is that the lemmy version of poop in the shower reddit guy?

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