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    [–] [email protected] 76 points 10 months ago (2 children)
    [–] jaybone 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    This is the kind of dad that will backtrace you.

    [–] TheBat 7 points 10 months ago

    Consequences will never be the same

    [–] aliteral 1 points 10 months ago

    I understood that reference!

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

    Now that o can get behind - keep up, dad!

    [–] [email protected] 73 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    apt: could not get lock: permission denied

    [–] wreckedcarzz 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    deletes some lock file and it works again

    FBI OPEN UP

    [–] jaybone 10 points 10 months ago

    Plot twist: the FBI is the daemon that has the lock.

    [–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Reminds me of one time I was running an update at work and a coworker came up and asked are you coding because I have an app idea.

    I said all I typed up was "yay"

    [–] redbr64 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Did you then tell them "I use arch btw" and then get a confused question about architecture?

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

    I had to because I had a sticker

    [–] RGB3x3 2 points 10 months ago

    "It's pronounced Ark, short for Architecture. It's French."

    "Fuck off, Kyle."

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

    I once had someone at school declare, "Oh shit, you're hacking stuff!". I forget exactly what I was doing at the moment, but I either had a Latex doc open in vim, or I had ncmpcpp open. Not nearly as exciting as whatever he was imagining.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

    circular dependency detected

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

    Mine is paru!

    [–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    I genuinely wonder how many government systems are vulnerable to being broken by someone issuing a command to update to the latest software version

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    Not as many now that governments have opened there eyes to cyber warfare

    [–] aliteral 1 points 10 months ago

    So we just need to infiltrate the governments and do the Kerrigan compiler thingy?

    [–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    jokes on you, I made my dad switch to linux and he loves it

    [–] ordellrb 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    My dad wanted chromeos for some Reason. Better then before i guess.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

    Without the capitalization, I read ChromeOS as Chromeos and that made me think its the new hottest breakfast cereal.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

    what distro does he use?

    [–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

    Pipe that stuff into lolcat and you are hacking the government in gay :3

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    So I just learned this mere seconds ago messing around in the terminal because of this thread. You know toilet the big text program in the terminal that does kind of ascii art text? A major difference between it and figletis it can do colors, and there are two color presets guaranteed to be available. Try toilet "hello there" --gay

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

    Neat. But lolcat has a better gradient

    [–] aliteral 1 points 10 months ago

    Aside from neat tricks, I have never ever used it for something productive... But they are still great commands to have fun!!

    [–] FellowHuman 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)
    [–] minamoog 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

    Most accurate. Gentoo users all still live in their parent's basements

    [–] Telodzrum 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
    [–] bitwaba 2 points 10 months ago
    [–] olutukko 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
    [–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

    hacks government

    Heheheheheh >:3

    [–] mlg 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Imagine having to run two commands to upgrade your packages

    [–] NickwithaC 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
    sudo apt update && apt upgrade
    

    Still one line!

    [–] dev_ashish 4 points 10 months ago

    Well he said two commands, not lines :)

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

    I like

    sudo nala upgrade -y
    

    Works well :-D

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    a reminder to hack the government?

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

    Just don't hack too much time...

    [–] redbr64 12 points 10 months ago

    sudo apt install hollywood

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    I'm actually thinking of pranking my girlfriend some time by editing her bash aliases so that:

    alias update='sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y && hollywood'

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

    It'll look the same to normies lol

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

    Emerge -avUDN @world

    You now hack all the governments at once!

    (I didn't check the capitalization of the flags)

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

    sudo pacman -Syu --noconfirm

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago