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[–] stoicmaverick 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This was before the tooth fairy got her life together.

[–] stoicmaverick 2 points 6 months ago

Your own? Other people's? On purpose? Accident? It's not even clear if it's individual teeth, or all of them at the same time. I have so many questions!

[–] Chee_Koala 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Cancer and Wolf... sheesh!

[–] postmateDumbass 3 points 6 months ago

Early analogs for chemotherapy were hit and miss.

[–] teft 9 points 6 months ago

Man I'd hate to be killed by several accidents. I'm just imagining a medieval Rube Goldberg chain of events that leads to 46 deaths.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] techt 6 points 6 months ago

"Planet struck was an explanation for sudden death, sometimes listed in the mortality records as suddenly or died suddenly."

More here!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

"Made away themselves" is sad.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion 6 points 6 months ago

The King's Evil Mycobacterial cervical lymphadenitis - inflamed lymph nodes on the neck.

[–] thesporkeffect 5 points 6 months ago

Now I'm wondering how you could die from sciatica...

[–] Donjuanme 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Rising of the lights? Were they falling off lamp posts?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

According to wikipedia:

Rising of the lights was an illness or obstructive condition of the larynx, trachea or lungs, possibly croup. It was a common entry on bills of mortality in the 17th century. Lights in this case referred to the lungs.

[–] Donjuanme 2 points 6 months ago

Ugh I think I'd like my lungs to stay right where they are.

[–] Lemming421 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

β€œSuddenly”

😐

[–] proctonaut 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If I had to pick one on the list that's probably it.

[–] postmateDumbass 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I choose death by Over-laid.

[–] Alexstarfire 1 points 6 months ago

Related - "snu-snu", aka "crushed pelvis."

[–] nifty 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Maybe some kind of stroke or hematoma.

Or heart issue.

[–] Anamnesis 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is "made away themselves" suicide?

[–] Sami_Uso 2 points 6 months ago

It is kind of a nice way to say it.

[–] techt 3 points 6 months ago

I have learned that jaundies is not ja-undies, it's jaundice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Childbirth almost quadruple than aged.