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Belly buttons (i.postimg.cc)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

Retired mouth and bum.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh you used your mouth in the womb. The problem is you also used your kidneys and what went out went back in.

[–] cm0002 12 points 5 months ago

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

[–] esc27 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Your bones are wet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

😳

[–] Thcdenton 1 points 5 months ago

Stahp

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

We were not all having a good day thank you very much

[–] dohpaz42 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now imagine society kissing each other by rubbing our bellybuttons together. You’re welcome.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What do you think a hug is?

[–] dohpaz42 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not sure about you, but I don’t usually rub bellies (skin to skin) when I hug people. But hey, do your thing dog. 🤗

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Then I must ask you, is kissing someone on the mouth through your shirts not kissing?

[–] dohpaz42 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you ok?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

[–] Aceticon 4 points 5 months ago

We were all blood sucking parasites before being born...

[–] MisterQueue 4 points 5 months ago

Mom hole