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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now I wonder about the empty intersections

[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m missing something about incels and wasps

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A reference to WASPs (White Anglo Saxon Protestants), I guess since the incel and white supremacist movements overlap somewhat.

[–] Slurms_MacKenzie 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not quite. It's a reference to fig wasps. They pollinate certain types of figs but can get stuck inside of/digested by the fruit as it forms in the process. On the diagram, the wasps incorrectly assumed something was a date (fruit) and landed on it presuming safety, but it was actually a fig so now are in the process of dying as they're slowly eaten by the fruit, hence "the dying gasps of wasps". It's a super obscure reference.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

somewhat

It's a circle

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Incel/excel: how do I remove vertical bars?

Excel/fig: now how does this thing work again?

Incel/fig: what's that in my mouth?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

how do i remove vertical bars 💀💀💀💀💀

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Don't forget to go to iFunny.co for more humorous hijinks!

[–] flimsyberry 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I like it, but is it programmer humor?

Edit: typos

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For those that think putting anything in excel more complicated than =total(a1:a10) is programming

[–] sorenant 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't like to brag but I've used the XLOOKUP function once or twice. B)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I once had to have a Skype call with a Google Docs extension dev because I broke their extension somehow. Lmao

They couldn't even tell me how they fixed it, they just fucked with it til it worked. I was using a spread sheet to keep track of Dr's appointments for a group home, but wanted to automatically export it to an individual's Google Calendar. I can't remember what was broken, but they ended up having to put in some crazy formula to get it to work correctly, when it should have been a pretty easy function.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

If you mistake a fig for a date and vice versa, you haven’t tasted any. Hold on…..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Now this is quality language-based OC!

[–] joel_anderson 4 points 1 year ago

Also JavaScript

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could you please help a fellow idiot?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

There's a pun with date and fig, so the person eats a fig but thinks it's a date.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

How is iFunny.com doing these days? Haven't been there in years

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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