cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/14080970
Hilarious
- It's Java
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2024
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Point four was the first thing I immediately noticed.
Technically 102 if you include the one already said
No, they explicitely demanded the 100 times after the say-i-am-sorry-once-routine terminated
It wasn't explicit! What if the amount of sorries is stored in a global state? She didn't necessarily specify 100 more sorries. Women so confusing smh.
forever scarred by OBO errors.. I noticed that too
Peer reviewing your apologies is always important.
Typical 1-off error
If there's two things I hate, it's off by one errors!
Formatting
Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it's explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:
R E D H A T
becomes "R E D H A T" in your Markdown interpreter.
I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.
Also java.
102 times if you count the one before the code.
I feel like when you title your post "Hilarious", you're being sarcastic. Are you, perhaps, aware that this is actually pretty unfunny? Yet you posted it here nonetheless.
Watch out OP, big funny appreciator over here found your post sub par
Funny is not an objective quality. The OP can find it hilarious, while you find it unfunny. You can always post something that's funny to you.
From the tone of the first message, I'm guessing that's not the first off-by-one error in their relationship.
Idk why but whenever someone gets pedantic about silly not real code, i just get grumpy
There is a leading space in the string itself, so OP is either a top tier troll or put in no effort at at and either way deserves the hate 😄
Say I'm sorry hundred times before I will forgive you
Dude had a chance and he screwed it up.
Nah, anyone that's childish enough to ask something like that isn't worth the effort.
As someone learning how to code, Im happy I got it!
goes to stack overflow to steal some code
Leave me I'm angry.
Who speaks like this?
Denethor II, son of Ecthelion II
Maybe non native speaker. If you add "alone" in there it sounds fine.