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lemmy.zip annoucements

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Hello all,

We're sharing the exciting news that Lemmy.zip has taken steps towards being a publicly traded company. Yes, it's happening.

And because YOU helped make Lemmy.zip what it is today, you now have the opportunity to make us filthy rich (as we mine and sell our user's personal details to AI models) by buying an ownership stake in Lemmy.zip.

We're now opening our pre-registration website for all users who are interested in purchasing shares under our Registered Equity Distribution Direct Investment Track ("REDDIT") or for some lucky long time users, our Special User Collective Keynote Scheme ("SUCKS").

You can find the eligibility criteria for both the REDDIT and SUCKS scheme on our dedicated site, ipo.lemmy.zip

And because we're all about transparency (wink, wink!) we have also created a short video describing in intricate detail how these schemes will work, how the exploitation of the content our users upload will help to make you and us rich, and where you can buy your first private jet with the dividends. Just click here for more details.

To celebrate this occasion, we're working with AI artists to produce exclusive NFTs for IPO supporters and we will be releasing details on this as the IPO progresses.

If you have any questions, please keep them to yourself.

Give us your money,

The Lemmy.zip Admin Team.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago (1 children)

To the moon πŸš€ πŸ’Ž

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ

[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The fact the Demigodrick's compensation package is larger than the total annual loss of lemmy.zip shows his commitment to this company, which obviously represents growth opportunities unlike those stale revenue-generating enterprises

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He made the magnitude of a negative number bigger, and bigger is always better, right?

[–] Maalus 4 points 8 months ago

It is. We just now need them to quit twice and since two negatives cancel each other, we'll be filthy rich

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

I'm excited for this opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a company with a dedicated growth mindset. I have complete faith in the admin team and surely won't be shorting the stock immediately.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Based admin.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

β€œAI artists”. Burn, lol.

Need some LemmyCoin too. Go all the way.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Getting myself ready to buy some Lemmy.zip 0 DTE calls. It's guh-na be great!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I've already put down a massive deposit on a yacht so in all honesty we'll take anything.

[–] MyPornViewingAccount 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

April Fools!!

....

I'll see myself out.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Lemmy.zip is hosted in europe, so not early

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

No, you're a day late.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

What a great idea! I would love to buy ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy shares