Sausage roll theft is something I wouldn't even expect to hear in satire
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I was more worried about the abuse those poor sausage rolls are being put through!
Not News Thump
Sausage roll abuse is beyond the pale
How would you even steal them? They're behind barriers.
I was thinking that.
If the staff don't hand over the hot and tasty* baked goods until payment has been received, how can they be stolen? Unless it's a sausjack.
Makes me think of Monty Python's highway man sketch.
*YMMV
Maybe it's the ones in packages out front.
Why anyone would want to steal them is absurd everyone knows fresh out of the oven are best
Probably can't afford to eat
I'm not going to lie, I want this. I walk and use my electric scooter around town and don't mind having a body cam while I'm walking. Sometimes I see something interesting and I can go back to it when I get home or if someone hits me while walking, I'll have video proof.