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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Yeah but peanut butter and pickle is actually a good sandwich. Should use sweet pickles instead of dill though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Also add bacon, banana, onion, and maple syrup for a real treat. I call it a “sticky pig”

[–] voracitude 7 points 7 months ago

Congratulations! Is it a boy or girl, or a surprise? ;p

(Really though I'm one of those who thinks PB+P is gross so this is like "The Aristocrats" of food, to me 😂)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 7 months ago

More like sickly pig.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I had invited you until you said sweet pickles.

Dill or die.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's delicious with dill, never tried sweet but that's an idea. Like, bread and butter pickles or just sweet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

My mom always packed it in my lunch with plain old sweet pickles, but the bread and butter pickles are also fine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If God is real he's never coming back here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I don’t think he was ever here in the first place

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

If these are my only two choices for sustenance, I'm taking the PB&P.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Am I weird for thinking both of these options look great?

[–] FooBarrington 2 points 7 months ago

Less weird, and more deeply disturbed

[–] Downcount 4 points 7 months ago

Can I choose the type of popcorn?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I'll take a popcorn ketchup taco in a crunchy shell.