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[–] TheFlopster 74 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm interested in the alternate endings.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Okay... supply side Jesus had me dying (for his sins) lol definitely gonna look up that book by Al Franken.

[–] Freesoftwareenjoyer 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People wait for him to be resurrected, but nothing happens. He dies for real.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn't have to "die for their sins", so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.

[–] _HR_ 11 points 1 year ago

The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Early access to Resi 6

[–] Venicon 29 points 1 year ago

It’s okay, if any religious folks were angry you could just remind them that they should forgive you. Checkmate, religionists.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a warrior on earth becomes a hero on mars

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

That one looks like it's part of the cover and caught me off guard

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

2 Alternate endings 🤣

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Passion of the Assion of the Chris

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

LOADED with ADULT CONTENT

[–] son_named_bort 15 points 1 year ago

Jesus died for our bloopers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

If you die on the cross you die in real life

[–] rockerface 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

and Knuckles

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Hey guys, remember, no spoilers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd love to relive the laughs!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Stop it Pontius, your nails are tickling me!

[–] Javish 5 points 1 year ago

Beware of spoilers online.

[–] ProfessorLupinstein 5 points 1 year ago

I keep laughing at bloopers. This is top tier!

[–] jeanofthedead 4 points 1 year ago

I cackled. Thanks for this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Early Access to Resi 6

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You magnificent bastard!

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