this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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[–] TheFlopster 74 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm interested in the alternate endings.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Okay... supply side Jesus had me dying (for his sins) lol definitely gonna look up that book by Al Franken.

[–] Freesoftwareenjoyer 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People wait for him to be resurrected, but nothing happens. He dies for real.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn't have to "die for their sins", so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.

[–] _HR_ 11 points 2 years ago

The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Early access to Resi 6