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It was decafinated.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Decalfinated, if you're not going to use decaffeinated. The L is silent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

So baaaaaad!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

I heard it as “What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?”