this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2024
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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/hmmm
 
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (5 children)

It bothers me that the "NO"s are all different sizes

[–] ConditionOverload 14 points 9 months ago

It almost seems like they randomly and interchangeably used the letter "O" and the number "0"... What a weird sign.

[–] lugal 8 points 9 months ago

NO N0 ΝΟ ИО

[–] clearleaf 7 points 9 months ago

This sign was made iteratively and they didn't know about format copying in ms word.

[–] kinsnik 4 points 9 months ago

it drives me crazy

[–] Thcdenton 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Linux haters.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Just write "NO FUN."
Geez.

[–] cloudless 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Give them a penguin smoking while holding a can of beer, saying the nastiest words.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Is the penguin nude in this scenario?

[–] cloudless 11 points 9 months ago

No that's over the line.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The penguin is wearing nature's tuxedo

[–] lugal 3 points 9 months ago

If you pay extra 😏

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How are they even going to enforce the last two?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 11 points 9 months ago

They've got a guy with a big net.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they're not rules, just letting you know what you expect so you aren't disappointed

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 9 months ago

preparing me for disappointment when I try to bring in my naked penguin

[–] lugal 6 points 9 months ago

Every sign has a story

[–] Everythingispenguins 5 points 9 months ago

So a dunk penguin walks into Loretta's cigar clamped in his beak and shouting for some God Damn fish....

Also on a side note I kind of feel personally attacked by this sign.

[–] ConditionOverload 5 points 9 months ago

Loretta hates penguins!

[–] dual_sport_dork 4 points 9 months ago

Hey. Not cool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago