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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

For years my buddy would answer calls with "current location sperm bank, you jack it we pack it. How can I help you?"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How can you know they're calling if they're blocked?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You haven't seen a number come up "Unavailable?"

That's what they mean.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Welcome to Patricia's used panties

We sell em, you smell em.

Are you calling to buy or to sell?

[–] shalafi 4 points 9 months ago

Joe's abortion clinic. No fetus can beat us!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The last two are something i can see myself using .

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

some joke veering into removedphobia, and a line from the simpsons, you kill em, we grill em, wow! #halloffame

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Had a friend who’d say “Helga’s House of Pain…”