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"B-but I wrote out his entire backstory..." (media.kbin.social)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] aeronmelon 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The goblin is pointing a small dagger at you, but you see fear and sadness in his eyes. This is because-"

"I cast immolate!"

rolls a 20

[–] teft 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You aim too low.

I cast

METEOR SWARM

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Goblin't

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, technically all goblins have backstories. Most of them just don't have backstories that involve getting proficiency in dex saves.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry I roasted his family and friends too so they won't be sad!

[–] Setarkus 3 points 9 months ago

Well aren't you a kind soul

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The best thing I've heard about when players murder your darling NPCs is to just retcon anything you haven't given away yet. That wasn't the mouthy barfly who was about to drop a paragraph of expository dialogue, she's actually right... Here!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Oh no! the last remaining soul who knew the hiding place of a holy avenger... guess it's lost forever.

[–] SkyezOpen 2 points 1 year ago

https://youtu.be/AVKB1XaRcA8