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Alt text: Star Trek Enterprise scene, Riker is labeled “The last pack of pizza rolls in the freezer” and Data is labeled “Me at 3 AM”. Riker is sleeping, some ominous flashing lights start occurring. He looks up, and then looks down the bed in shock. Cut to Data, who is creepily smiling back. Cut back to Riker, who is then pulled slowly down the bed and out of frame, by Data who is off-screen. End alt text.

For greater context, a previous commenter has reminded me that the Riker sliding down the bed scene is from the episode “Schisms” https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Schisms_(episode), and Data is not actually the one pulling him off the bed but rather some cooky aliens levitating his ass into subspace or something. Idk what episode Data lookin zonked but creepy is from tho srry!

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[–] EdibleFriend 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Riker would down a pack of pizza rolls

And by that, OP means sex. He would have sexual intercourse with the bag.

In the kitchen.

The ships kitchen.

During lunch rush.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Riker's gotta get his leg over.

[–] ummthatguy 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Creepy Data might be from s5e15 "Power Play" where he's possessed by an imprisoned alien entity as well as Troi and O'Brien.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Might be from Naked Now, since it looks like S1 data makeup I think

[–] ummthatguy 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ah, fair point. Shoulda looked at the uniform collar.

Edit: sure is. Also where Data gives the finger wag.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I will investigate, for science

[–] tpihkal 9 points 6 months ago

"Cooky aliens"‽ WoOw...it's 2024 dude, we say cooky migrants now.

[–] aeronmelon 9 points 6 months ago

The way these two scenes are cut together is just perfect.

[–] EndlessApollo 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This and the post in 196 failed to load for me :c it sounds funny tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Would you tell me what you’re using to view Lemmy? It works on web browsers for me but it would be good to know how to make gifs that are viewable by everyone 100%

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

If you figure that out let me know. I've been trying for months. There's always someone that can't see it.

[–] EndlessApollo 2 points 6 months ago

I'm on jerboa, I wanna switch to something else bc it's very buggy but I'm too lazy 🐀

[–] EdibleFriend 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Data in this image (whatever episode it may be from) looks like Sheldon Cooper dressed as Data and having a stroke. My stomach hurts from laughing at it.

[–] rovingnothing29 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I cannot express how perfect this is

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've lived in America my whole life, turn 40 this year, and I have never had a pizza roll. Or a microwave pizza bagel (but I have made mini pizza from scratch using real bagels as the crust)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I urge you to get crunked, get a pack of pizza rolls, make them all, and go to town at 3 AM.

You will not regret it in the moment, but you will regret it later

It’s even better with friends, hence this me-me: