That's just... all goblins, right?
I guess it depends on how Konsi feels about garlic bread.
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There's a reason I left garlic off the list ;)
Not at all, Konsi. Your skin is a very healthy shade of green.
Konsi actually has extremely good skin for a goblin, mostly because she's free of Maglubiyet's curse - but she has difficulty recognizing beauty in herself.
What does the curse do to their skin?
It gets ashy.
Sores, boils, pock marks, blotchiness...
Maglubiyet's curse just makes goblins a little bit "worse" in every conceivable way.
"Look, I'm sorry, I just had to check whether a stake through the heart would kill him. It didn't really occur to me that it would kill normal people too." ;)
I think this happened once in Buffy.
I should be more like ,,is paralyzed when struck with a stake through the heart". But thats ruins the joke.
Fortunately, Faelys is an unreliable narrator.
The goblins I know don't brood. They plot.
wait konsi is a goblin? I thought she was just a really tiny orc
Yeah, she has a few goblinoid features, larger ears, lack of pronounced tusky teeth. She's taller and prettier than most goblins (4ft) because she's free of Maglubiyet's hold, which twists and corrupts his servants.
If it quacks like a duck...