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[–] [email protected] 83 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Once in a Reddit gift exchange i told someone that “i like the onion” and i was gifted a coffee table book about onions. To this day i don’t know if the man was a master troll or if he just thought i liked onions.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"My secret santa match said they like onions... I'm never doin' this shit again, redditors are weird." - That person, probably

[–] frickineh 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's in that book? I like onions, so I feel like I could maybe learn something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] frickineh 3 points 10 months ago

Well shit, that looks delicious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You should get a book from the Onion and put the dust jacket on the onion book

[–] lettruthout 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Let’s be real—do you think if I was Muslim I’d have all these DUIs?”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends how devout. They're not supposed to drink, so probably not.

[–] lemmyman 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 6 points 10 months ago

It bugs me that the quality of this image seems to degrade every time the meme is used, so I took a fresh screenshot from my Season 6 DVDs. Feel free to use it as you see fit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Muslims probably would be immediately assumed to be terrorists