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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I fucked it up. There were 4 of them in the interview. COO, CEO, general manager and HR person.

I stumbled heaps. I'm annoyed at myself but it is what it is. I'll find something eventually.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There's every chance that you didn't do as badly as you thought but I won't jump to conclusions. Either way, you'll find something, you've found so many jobs in the past and made HUGE strides in your life that others wouldn't be able to grasp. Nobody can take that away from ya

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It'll be alright, you will find something! You're a talented and smart dude, you'll find something that fits you.

Don't stress it, try and enjoy the sun and treat yourself!! ๐Ÿ’•

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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Sometimes I ask myself why I write stupid poetry because it sounds lame and stupid, and then I read the lyrics to some popular songs and realise my writing is perfectly fine.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, if you were curious what a 40yo white man thinks about it/you: you're cool and it's cool. I read them all.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fun Centrelink discovery: Disability Employment Services providers have limits on what compulsory activities they can put on your job plan, so they might put the meetings as voluntary. The issue? The meetings are always mandatory according to Centrelink. The job plan doesn't actually matter and even if you do what they say you have to do, they can then have you cut off. Great system love it.

In better news: I'm no longer required to interact with them, and instead need to continue seeking volunteer work. Vastly less bad.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not to mention when you show up and they tell you your provider is on leave/in a meeting/at another site today.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

That's only happened to me once. Showed up, waiting twenty minutes, no one even told me until an hour later when they called to say he was out sick.

He is almost always late though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I am tipsy cooking and involves a pressure cooker. If I'm on the news later I'll wave to you all.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (4 children)

It's one of those automagic doodads, it has me covered!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Alright, off I go! Fingers crossed!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Told the wife โ€œyou know, I think theyโ€™re lying to youโ€ โ€œwho?โ€ โ€œSquare enix. Iโ€™m pretty sure this isnโ€™t the FINAL fantasy, I bet there will be another one!โ€. I canโ€™t say how satisfying the groan and look on her face was.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Just filled out, scanned and sent off the current batch of documents to the conveyancer.

All this adulting...

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Feeling a bit down about work today. It's the end of a very stressful week and I hate that every question I've been asked this morning I've had to do a "gimmie a minute to find the answer" instead of knowing off the top of my head.

Okay, typing it out makes it sound silly, but it's just a crappy feeling. I have too much responsibility, anxiety and a heaving dose of imposter syndrome this week.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Last 30 minutes before my week off starts.

Really struggling to disengage right now. I'm sure a few beers will help

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

If I get this new job, I'm moving closer to civilisation. I've had enough of the outer suburbs. More than enough.

Enjoy your day everyone โค๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Beers been had. Time off is feeling better already

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Omg. How fun is Lego? Good for the soul. Not good for the eyes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

There should be a Lego library where you can borrow a set, build it, then return it. They'd sanitise it between builds. There'd be a fee if you return it without deconstructing it.

I say this because I like putting them together but I don't want to display ugly Lego on my shelves. I'm not leaning that hard into the 40+ year old single male stereotype and I just think they look bad in general.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (14 children)

I love Lego. It costs too much, but I love it!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Is this the random screaming thread?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Excellent idea.

Yaaaarrrrhhhhh!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I got Melbcat's special antibiotics. They're so bitter that she walked around the house drooling and foaming and seems to feel sick. Doesn't want her medicated dinner. :( This is going to be a fun ten days.

I feel snowed under by a lot of things lately

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Listening to some sales calls today. I get to be the reason why calls are monitored for training purposes

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Im getting in on the action today.

My community contribution, not mine but I think itโ€™ll still counts.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Ok, this is awesome, my "boss" that I work with has given me permission put on the NZ vs AUS test match while I'm working at my desk.

My day has gotten so much less boring now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

15 minutes of housework/ chores and I'm already in a lot of pain

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I've finally been able to disrespect one of those stupid cattle gate things at Coles. Apparently the robot didn't like that after paying I put my groceries in my backpack. So I walked through them anyway. It started screaming the song of its people ("BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BEEP"), but that's not my problem. I paid for my damn drink, I don't really care if a robot gets upset about it

Nobody really cared, although the fact my skin is about the same colour as their logo probably helped ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (12 children)

I'm waiting for the day I can ram my trolley into those gates just for fun. Whoops I didnt notice they had closed.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (8 children)

I want to like you, Spotify DJ.. I really do.. but STOP RECOMMENDING BEYONCE ETC TO ME, YOU GOON!

Also, I started on the vodkas a couple of hours ago. Responsibly. Cheers and welcome to my birth-season: Autumn. Do you pronounce the N in Autumn? How do you even do that? Get out of here, unnecessary N!

Current afternoon tune to remind us we're not done yet: https://youtu.be/uNkF_ZpQ4eg

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Hello dearest DT. I have an 8.30 meeting at a cafe, so my day is going to start reasonably well

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (11 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

200 comments on reddit Melbourne dt. I'm not competitive or anything but let's go gang. Let's beat them. Here's a dog pic

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

two headed multi legged cat

spoiler

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
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