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[–] jerrythegenius 3 points 9 months ago

Imma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue

[–] necromancyr 3 points 9 months ago

Well, that's going to leave a mark.

[–] redline23 3 points 9 months ago

I guess I don't have to worry if I turned my oven off anymore ...

[–] Ziglin 3 points 9 months ago
[–] M137 3 points 9 months ago

Fucking finally, now I can rest in peace.

[–] AtmaJnana 3 points 9 months ago

Fucking FINALLY!

[–] Daft_ish 3 points 9 months ago

Sucks for that planet. Now where is flat earth again?

[–] doubletwist 2 points 9 months ago

In this week's episode of The Slow Mo Guys...

[–] Klear 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably something along the lines of

I know you would make me happy
Girl I found my way out
I found it at last now I'm sober
I know it would make it concrete
Now you're cryin'
Whouhouwhou
How sweet a sound

Let's go!

[–] Tier1BuildABear 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Lmao rip. GG no re, fr fr

[–] sailormoon 2 points 9 months ago
[–] feedum_sneedson 2 points 9 months ago

death sentence

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Thanks for the fish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"Uhm" probably

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Oh no... Anyway

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

What am I doing in space?

[–] Treczoks 1 points 9 months ago

There goes my post-mission holidays.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Spaceballs? Oh shit. Well, there goes the planet.

[–] Anticorp 1 points 9 months ago

Welp, there goes the Superbowl.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

There was once a man from nantucket

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

So it was a one way trip? Always has been.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Hold, the value of bitcoin will surely recover, let's not worry

[–] slam 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation 2 points 9 months ago

Fuck, fuck me Rhonda

[–] swag_money 1 points 9 months ago

oop i fard and shid pant teehee

[–] toddestan 1 points 9 months ago

Well, so much for that.

[–] EvilEyedPanda 0 points 9 months ago

Huston, you have a problem!

[–] CenturionKing -3 points 9 months ago

Bober kurwa!

[–] CenturionKing -3 points 9 months ago

No way to play poker again

[–] UltraBlack -4 points 9 months ago

"That kinda looks like a fleshlight"

[–] [email protected] -4 points 9 months ago

Earth and the comet that struck it;

Made a hole so big I could fuck it

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