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Well, are you? (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by ickplant to c/raccoons
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

No, not cute. Pheww. Near miss.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tall and no fight, but yeah.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Tall and no cute here

[–] Anticorp 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

All except the small and chubby part. I guess I'm not a raccoon.

[–] Sylvartas 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am a stretched out raccoon

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Long raccoon

[–] Sylvartas 2 points 9 months ago

A racccooon, if you will

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Whatever you are, that's also what I am.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I'm kinda bummed that I'm not raccoon. ☹️

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also know as trash panda

[–] Viking_Hippie 3 points 9 months ago

"Is that better?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What’s the opposite of a raccoon?

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 9 months ago

Idunno, a truck of some sort? 🤷

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I guess it would be:

  • Dark circles above eyes
  • Excretes junk
  • Tall and slim
  • Stays up all day
  • Ugly coward

I can't think of anything which precisely fits this description...

[–] Anticorp 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

A DUCK!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I heard this comment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Well fuck, I’m a duck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I identify as a raccoon ✅

[–] toiletobserver 5 points 9 months ago

I feel attacked

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Not chubby .

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm not small or cute. Also Americans would say I'm slim, Europeans would call me a fucking lard-ass, so take from that what you will.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Fuck. stashes some stuff well I’ll be off then …..

[–] CosmicFjord 2 points 9 months ago

Aww it’s Little King Trashmouth.

[–] jerrythegenius 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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