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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Smallwater to c/jokes
 

A bear walks into a bar, and approaches the bartender.

"two beers...

And a coke, please" he orders.

"sure," the bartender says. "but why the large pause?"

The bear looks down and replies "I dunno! I was born with 'em!"

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[โ€“] victorz 3 points 10 months ago

Good old classic ๐Ÿ‘Œ