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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by DigitalTraveler42 to c/politicalhumor
 

Local Injury Attorney pays shit loads of money to lose clients during the Superbowl.

"I just want to thank the veterans for their service" he says while wearing a traitor who looks down on military service's gear.👍

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[–] LEDZeppelin 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who do the injury attorneys hire when they permanently injure their career?

[–] jopepa 4 points 4 months ago

Obviously this genius represents himself

[–] ganksy 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I didn't see the ad run. Might be regional.

[–] CrayonRosary 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It was aired in Orlando only, but it's become national news.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

So

It worked

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I didn't see it.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anyone who likes the hat doesn't think he's a traitor or that he actually said those things about the military

[–] acceptable_pumpkin 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately true. Anyone who supports him is terminally stupid and can’t be bothered to do any research. Heck, the orange spray tan just poked fun at Nikki Haley’s husband for not being by her side when he’s deployed.

Meanwhile his hooker-for-hire wife is nowhere to be found.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

In his defense, Haley seemed pretty cool and silent with him making fun of other military families in the past. Can't really fault Trump for thinking she wouldn't mind.

[–] nnullzz 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Shit I didn’t realize that ad aired nationwide. Thought it might be a local one since I’m in Florida. There’s billboards plastered all over with the guy getting millions for his clients. Actually kinda grew up around the douche since my dad was a deputy sheriff when he served in Osceola county.

[–] CrayonRosary 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why would you think it was nationwide? Just because another Lemmy user posted it? The aftermath certainly was, but it was a local ad in Orlando only.

[–] nnullzz 2 points 4 months ago

It’s kinda dumb of me, but I honestly never considered that ads on shows like the Super Bowl would be for anything other than a nationwide market. So initially, when I saw another user here post it I figured this local lawyer had really spent all that money on a nationwide ad. Morgan and Morgan are in a quite a few states and they started in Orlando too, so I made an incorrect assumption based on that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Any business he loses, he'll make up in donations from the people who can least afford it.