this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'd love to discuss insulation, but alas, the current windows provided to me, compared to what could be provided, leave me doubly, even triply pained to discuss the topic at length.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Lol, good one

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, this joke's so old it's from back when landlords only profited off your income and the scarcity of affordable housing, and provided utilities as a shitty consolation...

[–] thefactremains 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No no no. This is modern. From the perspective of a tenant living in an AirBnB full time.

[–] OrderedChaos 2 points 1 year ago

Does this make you a roommate?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The guy does his research. He somehow knew I was born in a barn and I never even told him that story.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

When a landlord closes one door they also paint the windows closed