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Transcript: "Ultimately, there are 10 basic X-men plots.

  1. Aliens ruin Scott Summers day
  2. The teenage female audience surrogate (Kitty, Jubilee, Armor, etc) does something cool
  3. Bigots ruing Scott Summers' day
  4. Storm wrestles with her leadership position
  5. Time travelers ruin Scott Summers' day
  6. Everything connects back to Wolverine
  7. Literal demons rise up from Hell to ruin Scott Summers' day
  8. Professor Xavier turns out to have done a bad thing
  9. The other X-men ruin Scott Summers' day
  10. The Phoenix shows up (most likely to ruin Scott Summers' day)"
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[–] x4740N 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So basically Scott Summers gets fucked in particular by this fictional universe

[–] givesomefucks 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel like it was intentional.

Scott was the kid in class that reminded a teacher to assign homework.

He was undoubtedly a good guy, but he was the boyscout. So kids reading liked it when things went wrong for Scott. His whole purpose was to get fucked with for following all the rules.

[–] FenrirIII 9 points 9 months ago

His eyes are a portal to the responsibility universe

[–] jopepa 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 2 points 9 months ago

I mean in universe Scott was the writer of the X-Men comics which is why he always appears as the leader and also why he deals with the most shit.

He was trying to make himself look cool by appearing as the leader who takes all the shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] kemsat 2 points 9 months ago

Scott Summers sucks. Never liked that character.

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 9 months ago

Who did Cyclops piss off at Marvel?

[–] SVcross 1 points 9 months ago