this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2024
232 points (97.2% liked)

Witchy Memes

3905 readers
8 users here now

Be cool to each other. We'll welcome most occult themes, it's okay if you stray from witchcraft a bit.

No advertising. No trolling. No hate. Violaters will be removed unceremoniously.

We love art credits when possible.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

I'm a moon swoon fan myself

all 14 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Evil flute stuff Evil flute stuff.

Most of the stuff in op's pic is just a normal day in baldurs gate 3.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I'm here to eat bagels and stab the air, and I'm all out of bagels.

[–] CuddlyCassowary 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I’m mostly team bone.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 8 points 9 months ago

Eat a bagel, fuck yeah.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Eat a Bagel

You sick Fuck!!!

[–] Nobody 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Thank you, but I’d rather not limit my heralding of the apocalypse to a specific phase of the moon.

On an unrelated note, what if the earth suddenly stopped spinning for whatever reason, and we all got yeeted into space?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I recently saw something by Randall Munroe about this, the guy who makes xkcd. Something in there where the moon would partially restart the rotation of earth.

[–] Delta_V 2 points 9 months ago

You would fall back down a couple minutes later.

Getting into space is easy. Just go up.

Staying in space is hard. After getting up above the atmosphere, you then need to get thrown sideways so fast that the curve of the arc you've been thrown on is equal to the curvature of the planet's surface.

Earth's rotational speed will only get you about 1/15th of the way to reaching orbital velocity.

[–] visc 5 points 9 months ago

The bagel is the second most powerful of the bread runes!

Pretzel rules supreme

[–] felixwhynot 4 points 9 months ago

Tag yourself I’m howl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Why eat the bagel when you can slice it with a machete?