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[–] hperrin 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pull it back out, read it, then throw it away again. That way in five minutes when it’s time for the next step, you can repeat.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Oh when did you install the camera in my pantry?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

lol 🤣🤣🤣... happens all the time.

[–] charles 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

One day I realized I could take a picture of the bag before I tossed it or put it back in the freezer, and my life has been so much better.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't have the foresight to not throw the bag/box away, and you're suggesting I take a picture. Man, if that's not having an optimistic view of humanity, I don't know what is. Thanks for thinking the best of me, regardless.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Take the picture when you're putting groceries away. People tend to buy the same products. So, eventually you'll have a library and you won't have to take pictures anymore. That's what I do.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I make an oil on canvas still life of the bag and hang it on the wall above the stove.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And get some whiskey and ice from time to time, stand across the painting and reminiscence of the good old days.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now the ice cream is in a bowl but I've thrown out the package and taken out the trash. Can't remember what I'm supposed to do with it next.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ummm 🤔... fry it for an hour, yes, I think that's what it said.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This is actually great advice 👍.

[–] ickplant 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 0 points 1 year ago

I don't. I think they're a myth invented to support an oppressive priesthood.

[–] charles 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Take a picture the first time you pull it out of the garbage, so you don't have to go back in for a 3rd or 4th time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now this is realistic.

I've gone back at least 3 times before.

[–] charles 1 points 1 year ago

I, too, have ADHD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, do you think I fucking plan anything!? I can't even keep my devices charged! So I

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I can't even remember the instructions I just read. I'll never remember to take a picture of them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

thats called being a professional chef.

[–] BigDiction 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

too real. I must do this at least once a month.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was some good advice given here, like take a pic of the back before you even cook it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If your brain is that advanced you don't have this problem in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have actually, I just read the comments and thought that it's a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes ADHD really do be like that

[–] Retrograde 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

threw out

But it was thrown in. 🤔

[–] PwnTra1n 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

they call it taking a shit but you leave it dont you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can’t evacuate people. I mean, you can if you want, but that's not what you want to say here.

A building can be evacuated. To evacuate a person is to give that person an enema.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wow... suddenly, sex games became a lot stailer for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Because washing your hands while cooking is too hard.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't need the box anymore if you'd just finally buy a fucking vision pro already.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Can’t tell if you’re trolling or not. Just have the upvote and move along.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That honestly looked cool, but the vision is similar to quest 3, bright things look impossible to see well, colors don't look like real life, etc... For cooking it's not good enough.