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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Nika03 to c/lemmyshitpost
 

I cannot decipher it. If you can, you're free to comment about artist's socials so I can credit

On a slightly different note, I'm on a crusade to bring the Commonwealth of Lemmy good memes. Most I see feel like my parents would send on Facebook.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] _Sprite 15 points 10 months ago
[–] surewhynotlem 8 points 10 months ago

We need this in the "which super power would you pick" threads

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Sooo i deciphered it, what do I do with my mini Cthulhu that spawned? Do I have to feed it anything special? I've never owned a pet before.

[–] KpntAutismus 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the soul of a virgin is what i would expect, but i would consult a vet first.

and definetely set up a litter box.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ok, so I took it to the vet like you suggested, it ate the vet, so now we're banned from there.

I keep getting this overwhelming urge to stare into the void that makes its eyes, hopefully that's just a bonding mechanism or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Yes, that is how a penis works. The mind causes it to blow up much like a balloon.

[–] Siegfried 4 points 10 months ago
  • penis randomly explodes *
[–] Nikki 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I just used an M80 and some gauze