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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

A stuffed crust pizza is only a calzone attached to toast until you cut into it. At that point it becomes sushi attached to toast.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Humans are Salad.

Unless they are still digesting, than they are often salad with croutons.

[–] samus12345 4 points 11 months ago

A corn dog is a calzone.

[–] Thcdenton 4 points 11 months ago

Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit

[–] Tier1BuildABear 4 points 11 months ago

1: this dude doesn't know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Soup, chili, cereal; it's all just salad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

So... Pie and empanadas are calzone?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Wouldn't a stuffed crust be sushi? It's a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza

[–] Manifish_Destiny 3 points 11 months ago

A chilli relleno is a quiche

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yes. Pizza was always a lie.

[–] agitatedpotato 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.

[–] dpkonofa 4 points 11 months ago

No it didn’t. Quiche is open on one end. Sushi is open on 2.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So a Wellington is a sushi or calzone?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

A calzone, the ends aren't open. A wellington is usually shown cut but that doesn't change its identification

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.

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