A stuffed crust pizza is only a calzone attached to toast until you cut into it. At that point it becomes sushi attached to toast.
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Humans are Salad.
Unless they are still digesting, than they are often salad with croutons.
A corn dog is a calzone.
Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit
1: this dude doesn't know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi
Soup, chili, cereal; it's all just salad.
So... Pie and empanadas are calzone?
Wouldn't a stuffed crust be sushi? It's a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza
A chilli relleno is a quiche
Yes. Pizza was always a lie.
Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.
No it didn’t. Quiche is open on one end. Sushi is open on 2.
So a Wellington is a sushi or calzone?
A calzone, the ends aren't open. A wellington is usually shown cut but that doesn't change its identification
Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.