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[–] frickineh 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Me, telling all my coworkers about my cramps. And now, telling anyone who clicks on the post. I have cramps. They are really fucking bad. I want to die but I ordered ramen for dinner so I'm gonna wait until after I have that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] frickineh 5 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I think it will. Worth living for.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dunno what kind of cramps but check Magnesium, it helps me a lot for when I workout

[–] frickineh 3 points 11 months ago

Period cramps, so sadly not the right kind. The solution is to remove my demon spawn uterus, but taking time off for surgery in the US is just a whole fucking thing. I have been thinking about trying magnesium for the calf cramps I get sometimes, though.

[–] Stamets 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Recursive humor is recursive.

[–] byroon 6 points 1 year ago

That's my battle

[–] Kiernian 1 points 11 months ago

You're not being loud. I'm completely in the dark. Likely so are others. I even looked at your mastodon in the hopes I could figure it out. Know that people care and hope the best for you. Rest up, do whatever you need to in order to feel better, and know that your return will be a welcome one.

[–] Sanctus 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They all try to say complaining doesn't help, but letting out one of those frustrated sigh-grunts always fucken slaps.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yes... I must expell the frustration

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I have no dignity, and ?!

+1

[–] BoxOfFeet 2 points 10 months ago

The former director at our daycare is like this.

"I'm so upset right now I'm literally throwing up! I need a support system right now."

Facebook friend: "do you have a minister you can talk to?"

"Our minister doesn't really care for me and (husband) because we lied about how closely related we were until after we were married."

[–] namelivia 2 points 11 months ago

I can relate to this one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

"Now, all of China knows you're here!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That’s politics for ya